Monthly Archives: January 2019

The Royal House of Benaras is the next British empire, claims serial AfaPoker gambler – Marie Vasilava

Marie Vasilava (name changed) claims that India is the future of the world and the uprising of the Royal House of the Benaras in India is near which will ultimately shake the world like no other ever before. Marie says that tens of centuries of slavery has turned Indians into losers but they are now realizing it which is making them smarter than any other race or nation in the world. Marie knows several Indians belonging to the Bania/Vaishya and Brahmin communities and she says that these people are some of the smartest people that she has ever met, even smarter than the Chinese, Japanese and Jewish people.

Marie says that it is such a contradictory thing that almost all of Sweden drives Volvos but they are still one of the most unsafe nations. Marie has nothing against the Muslims but she complains that the government of Sweden is not taking strict enough measures to take care of the illegal and even legal Muslim immigrants who are turning Sweden into ‘Rapeswedistan‘. Marie says that if a government cannot give justice to one woman who was raped then the government doesn’t deserve to be called even a government and most of the ministers of such a government must resign. Marie claims that only dictatorship can save Sweden now and the people of Sweden must ask for the resignation of their so-called liberal ministers.

Marie is currently the topmost successful refurbished laptop seller on the eBay, a business that she started after winning a huge amount on AfaPoker. Marie always wanted to sell refurbished laptops and other electronics on eBay as she knew the greatest source for refurbished laptops and other electronics in her province but she didn’t have enough funds to buy those. Now, since Marie has found AfaPoker, she is richer than ever before and makes more money than anyone else in her entire family of over 100 members.

CVT and DSG transmissions are work of the Lucifer while JayaPoker is the work of the Michael

Halima Lowthorp (name changed) claims that CVT and DSG transmissions are the work of the Satan to make the masses lazy and unfit, especially women. Halima says that CVT and DSG transmissions makes driving effortless which in turn makes people use their evil and subconscious part of the brain by default while they are driving.

Halima is originally from Pakistan but she has been living in Birmingham, England for the past 17 years. Halima is married to a local man from Birmingham who is one of the richest men in Birmingham, England but still drives a Skoda Fabia.

Halima and her husband – George are both very versatile and well-educated and they claim that versatile and well-educated people make the best parents. They both are going under a infertility cure as they have been trying to have their own babies but not been able to for so long.

Halima claims that she lost her virginity only after her marriage and it is her firm belief that a woman is born again after losing her virginity. Halima says that she starts feeling very complete, serene and mature after sleeping with a man. Halima says that a lady is a girl until she is a virgin but she becomes a woman the day she loses her virginity to a man she loves.

Halima being from Pakistan has some harsh things to say against the Indian subcontinent and the people that live there. Halima says that the people of the Indian subcontinent love to hate life and they do not like almost anything that makes the life rejoiced and fun. Halima says that the Pakistanis, Indians, and Bangladeshis love misery and they will do anything to protect it.

Halima and her husband – George both love to bet on JayaPoker and mostly come out as winners.

Xi Jingping owns Geely not Li Shufu, says TOTO millionaire Ewa Rowberry’s conspiracy theorist Sikh friend

Ewa Rowberry (name changed) sold her 2004 purple Chevrolet SSR (Super Sport Roadster) to a desperate man from Lexington, Kentucky for US Dollar 120, 000 and invested the same to gamble on TOTO websites and multiply her money with some trustworthy agent for TOTO (Agen Toto Terpercaya).

Ewa is a great Star Movies fan and she claims that she has watched each and every Star War movie tens of times.

One of Ewa’s best friends is a Sikh dude named Harjot Gill who is a celibacy advocate but he doesn’t practice what he preaches because he claims that he gets misogynistic if he doesn’t have any sexual encounter within 2 months.

Harjot Gill is sort of a conspiracy theorist who claims that the real owner of AB Volvo is Xi Jinping and not Li Shufu. Harjot claims that Li Shufu is just a fall guy who is gets to enjoy the life of a billionaire with Xi Jinping’s money and power for acting like he is the founder of Geely.

Harjot says that Xi Jingping is just a songwriter, music composer and now an actor as well.

Harjot claims that the Illuminati (the people who run and control the world) wants to carve out 2 more Islamic countries out of India and that’s why the prime minister of India, their ministers, the mainstream media and right-wing organizations are doing their best to frustrate the Muslims so that they start separatist movements. Harjot says that they are doing their best to carve out one different nation for Christians as well the same way.

Harjot says that one of his best friends – Aasif who is a Muslim as is evident from his name, doesn’t play golf, cricket and table tennis as these sports are considered haram in Islam. Aasif only plays football or rugby because these 2 sports are halal in Islam. Aasif says that golf can also be considered halal according to Islam if and only if, the shooter runs to the hole on his feet and not in a golf cart.

Michelle misses her Japanese brother since she has got that Land Cruiser and Nissan Patrol with that UFAbet money to show him off

Michelle Acton (name changed) claims that we are all just shadows of what we can really be. Michelle is not a misogynist or anti-feminist but she is a believer of evolution and she claims that men have an upper hand when it comes to achieving the material things and it is just because when women were being used as baby popping machines, men were busy hunting, creating tools, warring each other and creating houses and that’s what made the men more intelligent, creative, smart and daring when it comes to dealing with the stuff related to business and the like.

Michelle blames the rising free internet porn industry for fat, physically and mentally weaker men compared to their previous generation counterparts.

Michelle’s one and only brother – Aaron is so fascinated with Japan that he decided to go to college in Japan, then work in Japan, marry a Japanese lady in Japan and ultimately make his next generation – Japanese which was one of his childhood dreams.

Michelle’s one and only dream while growing up was becoming a multi-millionaire, she was already a millionaire by the time she started playing ufabet but betting on UFA websites really transformed her from an ordinary millionaire to an extraordinary multi-millionaire.

As a businesswoman, Michelle gets to deal with people from all around the world and she says that Estonian people in general are the greatest deceivers and treacherous people. She says that perhaps it has to do with them living in a super-cold weather for centuries.

Michelle knows the wife of richest Pakistani-American Shahid Khan – Ann Carlson personally and she says that Ann Carlson was once told by a New York’s ISKCON temple’s priest that she will get married to a Pakistani billionaire in the future. Back then Ann thought that the old man has gone nuts as there wasn’t a single Pakistani billionaire in the United States of America back then and she wasn’t willing to go to Pakistan ever but his prediction really turned out to be true when she got married to the legendary businessman – Mr Shahid Khan.

Highly educated orthodox Muslim woman claims that pools and lotteries are allowed in Islam

Eilidh Fahri (name changed) being a Muslim, has studied the history and current situation of the Muslims almost all across the world including the medieval Ottoman empire and current day Turkey, but Eilidh claims to know the most about the Muslim past and present in the Indian subcontinent.

Eilidh recently wrote a blog post with giving several references as to why the Bangladeshi revolutionary, politician and the founder of the state of Bangladesh was a KGB agent. Eilidh claims that India used to be a colony of the USSR from 1964 to 1991, until the fall of the Soviet Empire. Eilidh also accused Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin of being a CIA agent and blamed him for being behind the destruction of the Russia’s economy and even called him a ‘Mafia King’. This post of Eilidh became viral on the Slack and Discord chatrooms like the Gangnam style.

Eilidh is definitely a well-educated and secular woman but she believes in the Quran and the Islamic eschatology nonetheless. Eilidh claims that the state of Bangladesh has no future as they selected ‘Sheikh Haseena’ a woman as their chief and she affirms with the Quranic and Biblical claim that women are not adequate to rule over men. Eilidh claims that being a woman she knows this best, and about the women that claim they are either better or equally intelligent and capable to the men are hypocrites. Eilidh asks “Why do the feminists have to emphasize so much on the statement that they are better than the men?” If they are better than men then why isn’t there any female equivalent of Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Steve Jobs or Pierre Omidyar.

Eilidh rejects the claim that pools and lotteries are disallowed for the Muslims in the Quran and other teachings of the Prophet Muhammad. If we have to believe Eilidh, Islam is the most liberal religion, a religion so liberal that Eilidh without any guilt buys SGP tickets and waits for its results (hasil keluar sgp) to come while praying to Allah.