Monthly Archives: December 2018

Amalia Fujiko claims Multiphasic sleeping makes her 10x creative and reading Fitjung blog makes her smarter

Amalia Fujiko (name changed) has a stupid brother who was a teenager when he traveled to the United States for the first time in his life. To look at the breasts in real life, he lied to his parents that Blind Creek Beach is the best beach in all of America and didn’t tell them that it is a nude beach. His parents got to know what he was up to when they arrived there and saw topless women everywhere.

Amalia doesn’t sleep all at once, she divides her sleep into several different nap sessions and claims that it saves her time and makes her 10x creative. She also claims that is saves her from sexual dreams which makes her depressive as she is in a committed relationship and the dreams she dreams are never with the man she is in a relationship with.

Amalia sells eBay and Amazon gift cards at exaggerated prices online as a hobby and it is needless to say that she loves it. Amalia is a great advocate of legalization of gambling around the world and she is greatly inspired by the posts on fitjung.

Amalia loves to eat bacon and she plays fortnite whenever she is bored or depressed. She loves to seduce and chat with random guys on the Facebook during the spare time and then she blocks them.

Amalia loves the Burger King. She says that Burger King is superior to the McDonalds in every way. She says that the reason why McDonalds is more successful and more prevalent all over the world is ‘people have a bitter taste’.

Amalia is very welcoming and pleasing to everyone and everything, no matter what age group, gender, sexual orientation or race they belong to.

Bobine Vella is a stunner but she hates the way she looks, she is a richie but has her own beliefs about the god

Bobine Vella (name changed) has beautiful long red hair, but she likes any color on her hair but red. She keeps switching her hair color from black, blonde and brown. She is now planning to get them painted blue.

Bobine has a nice, curvy and toned body and she hates it, she wanted to be  a supermodel but she doesn’t has the height or that ultra-thin body to become one.

Bobine was one of the key staff members in the company that she worked for before starting her own gambling business after getting the idea from free spins bonus list.

Bobine recently enjoyed a trip to India after she was told by her friends and family that materialism is just a start of the good life and spiritualism is the real deal. Bobine traveled almost all of North, South, West and East India and lived in a very popular ashram for three months only to come to the conclusion that all the Indian yogis and saints are money-monger frauds.

Bobine claims that there will be 15 star hotels in the near future and when asked “How near is that future?” She said by 2045.

Bobine doesn’t believe in any religion neither is she a cult follower, but her own personal belief is that sun is the real god and she worships sun everyday in a method that nobody knows yet. She goes to the rooftop of her villa and there she worships sun.

Bobine also owns a huge store on eBay and she indexes each and every item that is on sale on her eBay store on the google and she knows some of the top people to do that.

She also buys reviews for all her online stores including Amazon, eBay, her personal websites and Shopify. She is very happy with the results.

No more verbal, emotional and physical attacks for a lady like Wayan Giamarta

Wayan Giamarta suffered verbal, emotional and physical attacks all the time when she used to live with her parents. When Wayan left her house to find her own way, she was tempted to join the short and dangerous path of illegal activities but luckily enough she didn’t follow that path.

Wayan possesses a chaotic creativity that very few can understand. Last year, Wayan was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder and she never took any medications prescribed. Wayan claims that her multiple personality disorder is doing more good to her than harm. When I asked her about her personal life, she told me “My personal life is none of your business.”

Wayan loves oranges and does orange fast once in a while. Do you know what an orange fast is? In an orange fast, you are only allowed to eat oranges.

Wayan also owns a blog where she debunks pseudoscience all the time. It takes a lot of conscious effort to debunk any sort of pseudoscience. It is no piece of cake.

Wayan loves to research a lot and currently she has been doing a research on the origins of Rajputs of India. Most people are very well familiar with the fact that Rajputs are not Indians. She recently wrote on her blog that their origin is most likely Eurasian Steppe and they are most likely a Hun tribe. You may be wondering what does Wayan do for a living when she is busy doing something other than the work all the time? Wayan has discovered no deposit bonus which has been acting like a money machine for Wayan for months. She just bets and the money gets doubled like a magic. This is what they call ‘luck’ my friend.

An unusual Indian online furniture store that is closed on Hindu festivals

Sneha Bambach (name changed) is a half-Indian half-German Indian woman who loves to read a lot of Indian and Sikh history. Sneha is writing a book on the glory of Guru Gobind Singh. She is writing about how Guru Gobind Singh successfully converted so many Hindus and people of other faith to Sikhism and how his technique of putting the surname ‘Singh’ instead of the clan names of the Sikhs helped him make an alliance with the Rajputs.

Sneha owns and runs an online furniture store which is quite unusual as it is closed on the occasion of major Hindu festivals including Deepawali, Holi, Raksha Bandhan.

Sneha loves to tell her friends, relatives and the people she is familiar with stories about her school and college days, one of the stories that she told me was about a classmate of hers whose name was Himanshu Singh, he failed the mathematics examinations in the 12th standard and he was given a second chance to pass the mathematics examination along with all the other students that failed the mathematics examinations too. Sneha remembers that it was the mathematics examination that most students failed at. Yes, so let us come back to 17 year old Himanshu Singh, Sneha cannot stop laughing each time she tells his story, he was wearing a tilak larger than she ever saw before believing that it will bring him some good luck. He then went to the temple each day until the mathematics examination results came and he failed again.

As mentioned before, Sneha is a very religious Hindu and like most Hindus, she gambles on the days before Deepavali, the only difference is that she plays it online, she also reads a lot of gambling related stuff on the internet on blogs like state champs.

Amateur Biblical and Jewish scholar acts a poor catholic nun on her website and plays ‘judi’ secretly

Miley Epstein (name changed) owns a catholic meme website that runs on donations. Miley is an atheist herself but on her website she plays the role of a strict catholic woman who never violated any biblical law.

In reality, Miley is a biblical and Jewish history scholar nonetheless, her favorite book of all time is the ‘Book of Esther’. She has read it at least 11-12 times and finds it as much fascinating each time as she did during her first read.

Miley’s father was a 55 year old drug addict who died due to sudden heart attack. Miley never tried drugs herself, looking at the condition of her beloved father was enough to make her refrain from the poison called drugs forever.

Miley focuses a lot on her diet, she eats only health food, she eats less calories than she burns and keeps on bulking more, she feels very energetic all the time due to her diet. She works out 10 hours a week. She also takes Jimmy Joy Plenny Shake everyday.

Miley uses ‘myfitnesspal’ (an iphone app) to track all the food that she eats and recommends the same to all her friends and family members who want to stay fit and healthy.

One of the greatest turning points in the financial condition of Miley was when she won a million dollar bet on a Malay online gambling website (judi online). Since then Miley’s economic condition has only been going through an upward slope.

Recently, Miley enjoyed her vacation to the island country of Malta and Gozo thoroughly, she loved everything about Malta but didn’t like the extravagant traffic on the road. She says “The traffic is too much to be true, they need to build infrastructure in a way so that the traffic doesn’t hurt as much”.

She uncovers conspiracies, works out 100 minutes a day and gambles online

Shikha Raisani (name changed) says that weight gain and aging are a curse and that’s why she keeps taking weight loss supplements, exercises for 100 minutes a day and takes several different anti-aging ayurvedic and Chinese supplements.

According to Shikha Raisani, “Whatever the Indian media depicts is either a conspiracy, agenda or paid news. The #metoo movement spread the Indian media is one example of the atrocities of the Indian media, first they popularized the forgotten third class actress – Tanushree Dutta by buying views for her videos on the Youtube and once those videos reached on the front page of the Youtube and people were reminded of who Tanushree Dutta is, the media signaled Tanushree Dutta to open her mouth and accuse whichever actor doesn’t pay the media the monthly package that they extort from these actors. She accused every innocent male actor that doesn’t pay up the Indian media its monthly package including Nana Patekar. Then several other modern and vintage actresses popped up including Himani Shivpuri who accused Alok Nath – the sanskari babuji of exploiting her.”

Shikha also says that Kangana Ranaut accusing Hrithik Roshan of exploiting her was a conspiracy of the Indian media because even after being such a great star – Hrithik Roshan and Rakesh Roshan aren’t willing to pay up the media their buck for promoting him. Kangana’s accusations against Aditya Pancholi are totally believable but Adhyayan Suman and Hrithik Roshan are mere scapegoats. The Indian media is a mafia organization.

When Shikha is not working out, managing her business or uncovering the conspiracies, eating or sleeping, she is busy betting on FIFA55 websites. Her favorite FIFA55 website is FIFA55 Grand and her favorite gambling blog is the invisible string.

Quebec girl speaks and reads fluent Thai and cannot resist gambling on Thai websites

Sharla Carson (name changed) had her property confiscated by the government twice for irresponsible business activities.

Since teenage, Sharla has a habit of writing a journal and her daily observations haphazardly.

Born in Quebec, Sharla is well-versed in four different languages – English, French, Punjabi and Thai.

Sharla’s grandfather was a very rich man and he could be regarded as the Rothschild of his neighborhood.

Sharla herself is a website developer and a very popular one. She has that attitude to take charge of her destiny and she never asked for her parents’ help since completing the college.

Sharla has an impeccable quality of renewing and strengthening the business relationships with the ones who weren’t so happy with her products and services.

Sharla’s mother is a psychologist and the most famous one in the neighborhood of Loretteville in Quebec city.

Being born, raised and still living in Quebec city, Sharla came across many Indians and her opinion about the Indian people is not good. She says that they are very judgmental people that judge each and everything that they come across and each and everybody that they are familiar with and sometimes even not familiar with. They are bad as relatives, friends, parents and children.

One Indian Gujjar man that Sharla knew as a classmate in college told her that dacoits (robbers) are just like Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin. These dacoits are celebrated as heroes and revolutionaries in the Gujjar communities.

Being fluent in writing and reading the Thai language, Sharla takes advantage of her ability to the fullest. She is an avid reader of Thai blogs like tadafumisato and she also loves to gamble on Thai websites.

If Book of Exodus is the gateway to heaven then Skate Dress Warehouse is the gateway to wealth

Kazumi Baker (name changed) claims that Hebrew scriptures are a gateway to heaven. She claims to have turned her life into a living heaven with following only the ten commandments. She says that if one is not religious enough and wants to taste the real value of the religions then he/she must begin with following the ten commandments given to Moshe aka Moses by the Yahweh himself.

Kazumi says that Talmud is a magical book that has changed the lives of everybody that read it with good intentions and positive view instead of the intention of bashing it and pointing out the shortcomings in it. Anybody who wants to know the meaning and purpose of life, Kazumi recommends him/her the book of Talmud.

Kazumi also loves Torah and says that you only need to read the ‘Book of Exodus’ if you are too lazy to go through all the books of Torah. Kazumi is never tired of telling her wonder story with Torah, she repeats it over and over again how when she faced the darkest hours of her life, it was the ‘Book of Exodus’ that helped her get out of that situation. She found all the answers she needed in the Book of Exodus.

Kazumi says that ancient Kingdom of Israel and Judah was too advanced and there were tape measures available in the ancient Kingdom of Israel and Judah.

Kazumi’s elder sister – Sharayah who is 12 years elder to Kazumi attempted a suicide because she was madly in love with the handsome and famous – Rabbi David M Wolpe but couldn’t persuade him to marry her. He was already in a relationship with the woman who is now his wife.

Kazumi’s most favorite song is ‘Face the Face’ by Pete Townshend, her favorite blog is skate dress warehouse and her favorite type of online gambling is FIFA55.

This richie loves to prank escort services and bet online

Lemuel Davidi (name changed) claims that ‘Uriah the Hittite’ should be known as the real Jewish and Islamic prophet. He is the most underrated character in all of Jewish, Christian and Islamic mythology or history, whatever word you prefer, according to Lemuel Davidi.

Lemuel is a rich man and the business that generates most money for him is his seat cover manufacturing and wholesaling business that only uses high grade material. Their seat covers are suitable with any and every climatic condition. Lemuel has been delivering his seat covers to one of the top vehicle manufacturing company’s unit in Detroit.

Being so rich, Lemuel can afford any escort girl that he wants but he still pranks them and stays loyal to his one and only dearest wife. He acts presidential with the escort agencies on the phone and troll them, it is one of his most favorite hobbies and sometimes his wife also joins him. Sometimes they act as a couple that is looking for a bisexual escort, the other times they act as a couple looking for one man and one woman. Once they heard that they have celebrity escorts in India so they decided to prank them telling that they have a budget of 400, 000 USD and want nothing less than a Bollywood beauty.

Lemuel owns a wrist watch of every color and almost that of every major luxury brand while his wife is not interested in watches that much but she loves those bags. She owns almost every popular major brand and every color.

Lemuel loves everything that is related with betting, be it reading gambling related blogs like rungpiti kennel or playing FIFA55.

24 year young Maltese man moved away from his toxic parents with FIFA55 money

Steven Berg (name changed) is a 24 year old Maltese guy who used to live with his parents until he discovered that he could make tons of money with FIFA55 gambling. He read about FIFA55 on pro edelstar and he knew that it was something godsend to him.

Living with his parents since he became an adult was giving him sleeping problems and many other issues. While living with them, his first major goal was to move away from them. She wanted to move out before 2019 no matter what. His father was very oppressing one according to him and he had gone through a period when only ate 2 meals and sometimes 1 meal a day during 4 months.

His parents used to suck up a lot of his time and energy, it was an infinite lose for a short-term action. He was told all the time that the house is not his and he must obey all the rules if he wanted to live there.

He doesn’t consider his mother as bad but she used to take away a lot of time and energy from him. He wanted to invest all his time in long-term monetary goals and at one point of time he stopped addressing her talks at all. He found her talks meaningless and herself too judgmental.

He says that his maternal uncles were also very stupid, when it came to talking about himself or him. They were once having a discussion with an entrepreneur, and his uncle turned to him and asked him: “How do we fix this one?” The reason being Steven stopped going to the school due to pressure and because he wasn’t interested, also he was planning to drop out and his uncle knew it since he had goals to achieve and he wanted to consume his time in good things that he loved).

Punjabi-Arora-American lady hates Khatris and loves online gambling

Eva Wadhwa (name changed) loves tiny dogs like Chihuahua, Poodle, Bichon Frise, Maltipoo.

Eva grew up in Punjabi circles of the New York city and growing up she found the first generation Punjabi-Khatri-Americans to be rough, mean and hostile towards Arora people. The Khatris think of themselves very highly and they have a history of persecuting every other caste in India, be it Jatts, Gujjars, Aroras, Sindhis, Marwaris, Baniyas and even Brahmins. The only people that Khatris fear are the Rajputs and they haven’t ever been able to win a war against them. Still all that Khatris do is praise themselves all day all night long and that’s all. They are one of the poorest

Eva loves to dress up in all black leather like a Cat-woman to crave attention which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, she just have to take care to make it very clear to her subconscious mind that obsessing over attention is really bad. Sometimes when she doesn’t get the attention that she seeks she gets disappointed. Obsessing over attention doesn’t bring anything to the table though it may attract wrong people. Craving attention from strangers is and always will be an absolute cancer.

Eva cannot get enough of Salve Regina: Gregorian Chant and it has become like her national anthem.

Eva doesn’t like conversing uselessly or gossiping at all, this is one cancer that she recognizes as being cancer literally. Even if Eva ever finds herself gossiping which if she ever does, she does it to improve her relationships with the other people, she feels so drained afterwards. She always wants to talk about the things that either interest or improve her, not just for the sake of talking.

Eva bets online every weekends and she reads a lot about online gambling to improve her gambling skills on blogs like pneumatic group.