Zussya Azoulay won 200, 000 USD in a single month betting on air force

Zussya Azoulay (name changed) never committed adultery and he never coveted his neighbor’s wife either. Zussya is a Jew but he has a huge respect for the catholic religion and he is a great believer of the 6th and 9th commandment.

Zussya never cares about what his relatives, friends or society think of him. When Zussya was little, he used to get upset anytime someone taunted him, especially one of his aunts (father’s sister). She used to make fun of him because he wasn’t as good looking as her children and wasn’t as sharp either. Zussya would go to a separate dark room and either cry or pray to god.

Now Zussya is 29 and when his same aunt tried to taunt him with her one and only weapon, her tongue but Zussya kept his cool. She tried to hurt Zussya several times and finding him ingenious enough to still stay cool, she finally asked him “Remember, how you used to get hurt when somebody said anything offensive to you?” Zussya replied “Aunt, do you remember how you used to shit everywhere when you were just 2 months young?”

Zussya is a very goal-oriented young man and the people he hates the most are pessimistic absurdists. He cannot stand them. Even if an absurdist brushes against him in a supermarket, he feels drained for at least next 5 minutes.

There was a time when Zussya used to convince absurdists about the purpose and goals of life but instead of trying to understand what Zussya was telling them, those guys would do their best to take him down to their pessimistic level. Zussya just minds his own business now and doesn’t care about those absurdists at all.

BTW, did I tell you that Zussya is a Fifa 55 gambling enthusiast and he won 200, 000 USD last month betting on an online Fifa 55 gambling website called air force.

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